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| Friday, 2-Feb-2007 07:48 |
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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" 
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| Sunday, 26-Nov-2006 00:00 |
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was all alone...but ain't lonely
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Egypt : a travel through time, a journey of self-discovery
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| Saturday, 25-Nov-2006 00:00 |
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F.I.R.E.W.O.R.K.S.
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Fireworks - Bahrain, 6:45pm November 24th, 2006
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| Saturday, 25-Nov-2006 00:00 |
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Crab Story In A Totally Crab World...
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Welcome to the little crab world...
Where the crabs come to live when no one is around
Location: Teluk Senangin beach, Perak, Malaysia
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| Friday, 24-Nov-2006 00:00 |
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Tree of life
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| Quote: | From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia :
The Tree of Life is a mystical concept, a metaphor for common descent, and a motif in various world theologies and philosophies.
Various forms of "trees of life" appear in folklore, culture and fiction. These often hold cultural and religious significance to the peoples for whom they appear. |
However, there is a physical "Tree of Life" in the island country of Bahrain in the Persian Gulf.
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| Thursday, 23-Nov-2006 12:00 |
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Groceries
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| Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 12:15 |
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There's plenty more fish in the sea...
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Probably, not anymore.
An international team of researchers is estimating that in 50 years there will be virtually no fish remaining in the world's oceans.
 
| Quote: | There will be virtually nothing left to fish from the seas by the middle of the century if current trends continue, according to a major scientific study.
Stocks have collapsed in nearly one-third of sea fisheries, and the rate of decline is accelerating.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6108414.stm |
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| Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 12:00 |
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The Butterfly
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| Quote: | There was once a beautiful butterfly,
it would flutter its perfectly patterned wings high in the blue open sky.
Every other butterfly would cry out, 'how pretty you are'
and even from afar only he was seen, delicately dancing in the breeze
yet this poor butterfly was not at ease.
It was lonely for its beauty isolated it, alone it would fly, alone it would cry,
butterfly tears dropping down upon the jealous land below.
Even with its beauty, it was not happy and craved to return to its original self;
A catterpillar - anomonoyous and free from natures vanity...
and so one day it flew away from its little leaf to find the forest queen,
and enable its dream of exceptance come true.
After many miles of blue sky,
the butterfly came to the forests queen tree,
after hearing the butterfly's plea, the queen granted its anomonity
and the butterfly was free,
for it was now a catterpillar!
and as it crawled away slowly,
a Beetle said hello...and an Ant said hello and the catterpillar cried tears of happiness.
"The Butterfly" by Vincent Turner |
Photo by : Firose Huzenne
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| Monday, 20-Nov-2006 18:55 |
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A sure-FIRE formula for success!
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Photo by:Firose Huzenne
..If success is fire, then it is not a spontaneous combustion.
Instead, one has to set the dream on fire..
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| Monday, 20-Nov-2006 12:00 |
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